He only eats whole foods, he doesn’t use condoms, he took me to an open mic, he’s in a band, thinks he’s the next Bob Dylan, he is working on a memoir, he likes my hair like that, still sucks his thumb, he went on an ayahuasca retreat, he has a difficult relationship with his mum, he doesn’t have a washing machine in his flat, just buys new clothes when they get dirty, his favourite thing is oral but he doesn’t like seafood, his ex is from LA and his other ex is also from LA, he doesn’t do the apps, he heals trauma through spirituality, doesn’t believe in therapy, his mum moved to Thailand, he rides a bike up a ramp and is called a ‘goat’ in his profession, he only held hands with her, they didn’t kiss so it doesn’t count, he didn’t say he had a girlfriend, no… why?